I can see the new tag line now...
"Lowes~ Proudly pissin' off Mom's since 2011."
Daaaaaaam.
I've never seen dissin' and taunting mothers used as a marketing tool. ...Guess things have changed a bit since back in my day when I wrote copy. Back then we respected the ire a person who had pushed a bowling ball through her lady parts, lactated and bled for days on end without dying could muster up when trifled with.
"Lowes~ Proudly pissin' off Mom's since 2011."
Daaaaaaam.
I've never seen dissin' and taunting mothers used as a marketing tool. ...Guess things have changed a bit since back in my day when I wrote copy. Back then we respected the ire a person who had pushed a bowling ball through her lady parts, lactated and bled for days on end without dying could muster up when trifled with.
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