People are asses. I know everyone has to have one. But be one? Come on now. That's a choice. Choose better, please. I don't know how much longer I can resist the urge to strike out with a brick to the head.
~♥ BBG
...Was my status update.
I know it's not always easy not to be an ass. However, it's also not like the worlds hardest fuckin' task ever either.
In large part the only requirements to not be a straight up ass are:
Don't get me wrong, sometimes you have to be an ass. Sometimes the world just won't have it any other way. But that's assy for a reason, not just assy for the sake of bein' an ass.
I hate to go all, 'All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarden', but reeeeally; play fair with the others. Share. Be honest. Do right. Avoid being completely self centered. Value others. Be considerate and thoughtful. ...Which while not that hard to do are all concepts that seem to be going the way of cursive writing and the dodo bird.
As part of my ongoing quest to be part of the solution, I offer up the following suggestion.
(Print, cut and liberally pass out to people who give you ass.)
Perhaps you could even jot down their assy offense and in the true spirit of the BBG, describe how being an ass can be avoided next time. Jamie Oliver has his food revolution, I, today am starting the official Anti Ass Initiative (AAI). Congratulations! You are all charter members. Face it, if'n you're here, you're already a cool kid, likely of exceedingly high good judgement. Together we can get some shit done. We can take a step towards changing the actual world, correcting one assy dolt at a time.
I'm just sayin', a group of people started the civil rights movement, let's be the folks who start the be civil movement. Let's start to eradicate the assy behavior that it seems we're ever increasingly exposed to.
Enough is efuckin'nough.
Can I get an amen?
~♥ BBG
...Was my status update.
I know it's not always easy not to be an ass. However, it's also not like the worlds hardest fuckin' task ever either.
In large part the only requirements to not be a straight up ass are:
- Self restraint
- Do unto others-ness
Don't get me wrong, sometimes you have to be an ass. Sometimes the world just won't have it any other way. But that's assy for a reason, not just assy for the sake of bein' an ass.
I hate to go all, 'All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarden', but reeeeally; play fair with the others. Share. Be honest. Do right. Avoid being completely self centered. Value others. Be considerate and thoughtful. ...Which while not that hard to do are all concepts that seem to be going the way of cursive writing and the dodo bird.
As part of my ongoing quest to be part of the solution, I offer up the following suggestion.
(Print, cut and liberally pass out to people who give you ass.)
Perhaps you could even jot down their assy offense and in the true spirit of the BBG, describe how being an ass can be avoided next time. Jamie Oliver has his food revolution, I, today am starting the official Anti Ass Initiative (AAI). Congratulations! You are all charter members. Face it, if'n you're here, you're already a cool kid, likely of exceedingly high good judgement. Together we can get some shit done. We can take a step towards changing the actual world, correcting one assy dolt at a time.
I'm just sayin', a group of people started the civil rights movement, let's be the folks who start the be civil movement. Let's start to eradicate the assy behavior that it seems we're ever increasingly exposed to.
Enough is efuckin'nough.
Can I get an amen?
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