Saturday, April 30, 2011

Top 12 Photos of William & Kate's Royal Wedding

Cinderella and her magic slippers got nothing on the royal wedding of the century of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I think every girl with a princess fantasy was crying over television screens all around the globe yesterday when a middle-class commoner married a future king, and in the process, became a real-life princess. Okay, the Duchess of Cambridge, actually, but who wants to be specific?


I have been to a few weddings in my lifetime and even though I "attended" this affair only via cable television and internet, I felt that it was one of the best weddings I've ever had the opportunity of witnessing. The sincere and obvious love of the couple in front of the altar was enough to make the event a moment to remember. Add to that the simple elegance of the ceremony, the dress and the over-all ambiance, it was such a remarkable experience.

Feeling the need to immortalize the event in any way, here I present the photographs I think most showcase the magnificence of the event.














And my favorite...



Just goes to show that even the most prim and proper royal gathering has to have one kid ruining absolute perfection. Cutest wedding photo.. ever.

Friday, April 29, 2011

~Trying Not To Step On Worms

If you see me after the rain walkin' and lookin' sad.  I'm not.  I'm trying not to step on worms.  Worms, which by the way look an awful lot like fallen pine tree needles. 

(Squishy worm - right, innocuous pine tree needle - left)

I don't have any real issues with worms.  They have their jobs.  They, for the most part, leave me alone, I mean, I've never been attacked by a worm or anything.  I'm not even scared of 'em.  I've picked them up.  I can even put them on a hook if I'm fishing, although, I must admit, I do try to tie them to the hook more so than actually pierce their lil' worm bodies, not that I've fished in forrrrrrever.  I'm just sayin', I'm not heeb'd and jeeb'd out by them. 

I'm so ok with them that my plan is even to have one of these new fangled cardboard coffins so the worms and bugs can get to doin' their jobs tout suite.  I really don't have any problems with the the line-y, inching along set.

Except for the concept of stepping on them.  That totally freaks me the fuck out.  The thought of splitting a worm in two under my sole is just too much for me.  And then having to somehow clean my shoe before I walk back in my place spreadin' wormy guts and goo as I go?  Hellz to 'da no.  I'm not havin' any part of it.  And if I have to be looked at as the sad girl walkin, so fuckin' be it.  

(Big ass worm encountered during short ass walk.)

Now, I wear a 10 to a 11.   ...I know, I know, I have big ass feet.  Guess what?  They hold me up, so suck it.  Plus, it's not called the Lil' Petite Girl World, is it?  Anyhoo, as you can see that's one big ass worm.  Imagine looking up (not looking sad), walking and not noticing this guy as you squish it in the middle.  Grrrrrrrrrrr.  Oss.  Just thinking about it makes me think of the story of the lambs in Silence Of The Lambs.  I can hear the whines of worms!!   Alright.  That might have been a wee over the top, but it was kinda fun, wasn't it? 

Happy Weekending!  Avoid the worms.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Themed Thursday: Zombies Part 2

You'll recognize these zombies:

zombie Steven Hawkins

zombie Jenna Jameson

zombie Mona Lisa

Zombie Ronald Mcdonald

Zombie Zelda

zombie Chuck Norris

zombe Johnny Cash

zombie Star Wars

Zombie Christopher Walken

The Walken Dead
P.S. I love me some Christopher Walken, one of my favorite actors..

Zombie Strippers

Yes I know, Robert Englund isn't the zombie, but this is a hilarious movie which he acts in, so if you haven't seen it, and are above the age of 18, you so totally should.

And last for part 2 of 4, my most proud moment....


Thats right, I met Max Brooks and had him sign my copy of World War Z.  I'm a luckily bitch like that.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

~Asses

People are asses. I know everyone has to have one. But be one? Come on now. That's a choice. Choose better, please. I don't know how much longer I can resist the urge to strike out with a brick to the head.
~♥ BBG

...Was my status update.

I know it's not always easy not to be an ass.  However, it's also not like the worlds hardest fuckin' task ever either. 

In large part the only requirements to not be a straight up ass are:
  • Self restraint
  • Do unto others-ness
There were 111 more steps to logging on to this computer for heavens sake.  Yet, not being an ass seems to be sooooo difficult for sooooo many.


Don't get me wrong, sometimes you have to be an ass.  Sometimes the world just won't have it any other way.  But that's assy for a reason, not just assy for the sake of bein' an ass.    


I hate to go all, 'All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarden', but reeeeally; play fair with the others.  Share.  Be honest.  Do right.  Avoid being completely self centered.  Value others.  Be considerate and thoughtful.   ...Which while not that hard to do are all concepts that seem to be going the way of cursive writing and the dodo bird. 

As part of my ongoing quest to be part of the solution, I offer up the following suggestion.




(Print, cut and liberally pass out to people who give you ass.)

Perhaps you could even jot down their assy offense and in the true spirit of the BBG, describe how being an ass can be avoided next time.  Jamie Oliver has his food revolution, I, today am starting the official Anti Ass Initiative (AAI).  Congratulations!  You are all charter members.  Face it, if'n you're here, you're already a cool kid, likely of exceedingly high good judgement.  Together we can get some shit done.  We can take a step towards changing the actual world, correcting one assy dolt at a time.  

I'm just sayin', a group of people started the civil rights movement, let's be the folks who start the be civil movement.  Let's start to eradicate the assy behavior that it seems we're ever increasingly exposed to. 

Enough is efuckin'nough. 

Can I get an amen?

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Who's Your Doctor?

You never forget your first Doctor.



Doctor Who


And there is a Doctor for every generation.

Doctor Who


I'll never forget my first Doctor.

Doctor Who: Christopher Eccleston


I soon familiarized myself with all the previous Doctors. 

And I later had a favorite Doctor.

Doctor Who: David Tennant
A lot of that had to with wanting to nomnomnom his face.


And I'll always love the Doctor, no matter how ugly he gets.

Doctor Who: Matt Smith


Also, for any other Dr. Who fans, I found this cake:

Cyberman Cake

Catholics Grow Desperate with Iglesia ni Cristo's Support on the RH Bill

Catholic die-hards are still reeling from the near fatal blow from the news of religious institution giant Iglesia ni Cristo's support on the much contested Reproductive Health Bill. Even though their stand on the issue has been released since October, it is just a few days ago that the decision was made public.


The controversial law-to-be (yes, I'm that optimistic) has been debated about since last year but it is just recently that one can see the razor sharp fangs of the church showing it's ugly head. Much has been said about  what anti-RH people have thought of INC's "sudden" change of mind, whether their leader was bribed with cash etc., but more apparently, much has also been photoshopped to show such distaste for the Catholic's lost ally on the fight against contraception and women empowerment

In the article before this, I tackled on my dream of having a religion-free world, one that is devoid of hate, wars and discrimination. I wrote about my belief (and John Lennon's) that the universe would be such a better place without contradicting faiths.

For those people who still need more proof that being a close-minded follower of a certain religion is detrimental to the unity and progress of our society, our anti-RH Bill (mostly) Catholic peeps are here to further enlighten your mind.

Photo by: San Carlos Manansala

Photo by: Alaska Dor
Source: Photos from the I Oppose the RH Bill Facebook Page


So, not surprisingly enough, not only is Iglesia ni Cristo's church being virtually vandalized by these irked and quite desperate followers, Atheism and even the Muslim faith (interestingly personified by Robin Padilla himself) is taking the blame. 

What can I say? Great job you self-proclaimed epitome of morality people. You have done a fantastic job showing to the world just that.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Predator!

Mountain Man and I found a new play pretty at the flea market this weekend...

Predator Action Figure

Rawr!

He's so pretty
Ain't he just so awesome?

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter!

~Bock Bock Easter Bunny

I don't wanna be overly dramatic...but I could not find myself more pleased this morning as I cracked open the bubbly, strangely citrus-y, crisp, first in 40 days, Mt. Dew.

I swear I heard the strains of angels singing as I broke the seal.

And now I set my sights on chocolate, also missing from my nutritional intake during this Lenten season.  I'm thinkin' of opening my Resse's eggs.  I, of course realize that considering chocolate for breakfast is probably widely frowned upon, but widely ain't had the past several weeks I've had, and even though it is a religious day, I'm forced to say: Suck it!  

(...And at this rate, probably, "I'm sick to my stomach", by noon.)

Hoppy Easter!
(Bock-bock)






Saturday, April 23, 2011

Imagine, NO RELIGION


Somebody just told me (commanded me actually) that if I don't believe anymore in the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church, I should start attending services of other sectors to prove my belief in God and my worth as a person. In short, I have to pick another church to worship in. No middle, no wiggle room. No grey area, just  black and white.

As a self-proclaimed freethinker (I believe in God / higher being, but not in any established religion because I see them as medium and sources of hate, wars, corruption and discrimination) I do not understand the concept of having to have a label attached to your name that you are either Catholic, Christiam, Muslim, Buddhist etc. to be considered as a good, God-loving, God-fearing person. It hurts me to think that other people see me in a different light just because I happen to not believe in the traditions and dogma that comes with established faiths.

Why can't I just live by my principles in peace without people thinking I'm turning into a devil-worshiper because I don't adhere with the rules and customs invented by charismatic people and believed by many? I do not understand how, in this day and age of technology and freedom of expression, people can still be so close-minded to think that there is this unwritten rule that you have to be a follower of a popular religious institution to essentially be considered as a person worthy to enter heaven or any alternative thereof of everlasting life. 

This kind of behavior further strengthens my belief that religion in general do more harm than good in the world. Yes, there is the hope that they give, the companionship, the idea that you can just come into this church and everything will be fine. But there are also wars, killings, various acts of violence, discrimination, hate, abuse and outright oppression of basic rights of people.

Imagine, sang John Lennon, a world with no religion. Imagine no suicide bombers, no 9/11, no 7/7, no Crusades, no witch-hunts, no Gunpowder Plot, no Kashmir dispute, no Indo/Pakistan partition, no Israel/Palestine wars, no Serb/Croat/Muslim massacres, no Northern Ireland 'troubles'. Imagine no Taliban blowing up ancient statues, lashing women for showing an inch of skin, or publicly beheading blasphemers and apostates. Imagine no persecutions of the Jews - no Jews to persecute indeed, for without religion they would long ago have intermarried with the surrounding populations.


How many people had their lives taken by some religious act of righteousness or gave up their souls for some higher purpose that involves blowing up a building full of innocent people? How many have been persecuted, discriminated and shunned just because their way of living isn't acceptable based on the faith of the people they are surrounded by?

Now, I believe wholeheartedly in the existence of a higher being, God, deity, absolute spirit, divine entity or whatever you may want to call it. And I know that a lot of people cannot separate the connection between God and religion because, for many, they are ultimately the same. But they are not, and in fact, in my perception, they are eons apart, for one is an ultimate being that transcends reason, science and logic, and the other is an organized belief system created and organized by  mere humans to feel more powerful and one with a higher realm. Closer to God, yes, but also closer to becoming one


I am a dreamer. I dream of a future where there is no hate, no wars based on contradicting beliefs. I know this concept is far from reality, but nothing is ever going to stop me from hoping.

Being alone in my belief (at least based on the people I know personally), all I can do now, is leave you this song by the legend John Lennon. I've never paid much attention to this song before, but have found it instrumental in my argument against religious labels and close-mindedness. With this, I wish the world love, happiness and peace.




Imagine there's no countries 
It isn't hard to do 
Nothing to kill or die for 
And no religion too 
Imagine all the people 
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us 
And the world will live as one

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Themed Thursday: Zombies Part 1

I like zombies A LOT.  So I'm breaking this one down into 4 parts.  Today is cartoon zombies...

zombie princesses

zombie pokemon

zombie he-man

zombie sponge bob

zombie Charlie Brown

zombie Scooby Doo
I saved the best for last.