Ok, seriously, this is all just a bunch of random crap that makes me giggle. If you feel you need any explanation, I'd be happy to oblige, otherwise I hope you get a few giggles yourself.
-Songs that my dad taught me when I was 8 yrs old which led to my mother having to explain to me that singing said songs to strangers in a grocery store was not exactly appropriate:
"I like to go a swimming,
with a lot a naked women,
when the waters down lowwww."
And:
"She was coming around the mountain going 90 miles an hour when the chain on her bicycle broke,
She was found in the grass,
With a sprocket up her ass,
And her titty playing dixie on the spokes."
-What does a 300 pd canarie say?
Here kitty, kitty.
-Ever been at a bar and been completely inebriated and met a guy (a 60 or 70 something Willie Nelson look-a-like) and asked him to sing On the Road Again? And actually have him do it? I have. :D
-Trying to say inebriated while drunk. ( I miss drinking.)
P.S. What makes you giggle?
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